Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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