Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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