a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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