absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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