yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it glows. i had to have it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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