is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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