So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
i think my cat just said my name.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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