is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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