its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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