Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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