I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i think i scared a bird with my dick
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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