Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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