As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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