no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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