Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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