It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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