i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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