Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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