Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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