That's intense
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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