So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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