everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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