What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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