Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
my liver is dry heaving
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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