Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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