They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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