3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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