im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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