He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
