billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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