So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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