porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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