like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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