I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up under a house in Key West
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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