After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
