He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
They took my balls.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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