You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize