So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
