Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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