Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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