absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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