Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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