You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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