I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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