:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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