i just google imaged poop.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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