Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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