we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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