I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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