Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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