love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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