he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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