Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we made out on top of his cat.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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