Im at strip club and am horny
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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